Here's food for thought!
The signature file of a participant at the Fisheaters forum:
John XXIII has been arguing with St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"What do you mean I'm not on the list?" he asks.
"I'm sorry, my hands are tied," replied St. Peter, "You'll have to talk to the Holy Ghost."
"This is outrageous! I am Pope John XXIII! I called the Second Vatican Council!"
"The Second Vatican Council?" cried the Holy Ghost in astonishment, "You know, I was supposed to go to that!"