Ladies and Gentlemen, My Grandson!
Whilst I'm a bit old to be having new children like some of my confreres, I am now at that glorious age where I have grandchildren. Earlier tonight, my son Charles married a wonderful young woman named Amanda (please say a prayer for them, especially since Charles has fallen away). Imagine my surprise when I showed up at the wedding and discovered that my oldest daughter and my youngest grandchild, whom I had never seen, had unexpectedly flown in from California. Here he is in all his glory, my grandson Andrew King. The beautiful woman holding him is my daughter Eugenie-Marie.